I was caught
with a girl
under the table
she had her two-pence
exposed —
I don’t remember why
but I do recall being
sent to Mr Hart’s office
and my Mother being called
so twenty years have passed
and I facebooked this girl
to reminisce —
and it turns out
she also remembered it
but doesn’t like it mentioned
she bitched
and moaned
about why I’d brought it up
and how insensitive
of me it was
so I responded

no offence meant
I am so glad
you remembered it

p.s in case you hadn’t noticed
my profile says
I am interested in men

just wanted to 
thank you
for reminding 
me why.